Vinyl one piece cat suits are impossible to get in and out of to pee. Thus, I cut mine in half and only wore the top, along with some shiny leggings I already own. Check out the finished product . . . Cat Woman and Joker! Boyfriend is SUCH a good sport … a face full of makeup … and we drove to New Jersey for a party IN COSTUME!

Jeff is dressing up tonight … as Leatherface! He stitched his mask all by himself! Check him out tonight at The Woodlands, or check back tomorrow for pics! Have a safe and Happy Halloween! xo

This morning we did Part 3 of “To Catch A Cheater”.  Lissa has a friend that suspects her boyfriend is cheating.  She was going to confront the other woman Saturday, but her plans were snowed out.  Now she is leaning toward forgetting the whole thing and giving her guy another chance.

Have you ever given a cheater a second chance?  Good or bad, what happened after that?

Here’s what out text club members had to say–

I cheated, got caught and she made me deal with it instead of leaving and I’ve never cheated since.  I actually felt someone really cared and made me deal with it.

I cheated during a very bad time in my marriage of course assuming the grass was greener somewhere else. Thankfully my husband forgave me it took some time but we have moved past it. It has been 4 years and I can say this I WILL NEVER CHEAT AGAIN. It’s just not worth ruining your family for. That being said if there are no kids. She should move on.

Don’t cheat. If you’re bored then be a man and end it.

People that cheat do it because they are looking for other people to fill their voids. The more they take the more they take away from who you are. They make you feel worthless. Love yourself and get rid of him!

I think nowadays more and more men cheat. But if he is not emotionally attached to that person and didn’t go looking for it then I do not see why you should not give a second chance.

Cheaters are like spouse abusers. They say they will change and for a while they do but then they go back to their old ways. It’s a sickness. They need help. Get out while you can. You will be better off.

Had a bad marriage went outside looking to get away . Confessed then taken back . Now it is great and we are closer now than ever.  I will never let it get like that again . We both agree that we have lost the trust but I feel I can earn it back. Words mean nothing it’s all in the actions.

Tell your friend dump the piece of crap boyfriend. Remember, “a leopard doesn’t change the color of it’s spots”. He WILL cheat again.

When you forgive you pretty much say “Walk over me I’m not worth much” it’s the same as if you were being abused once he cheats and you forgive he will just keep on doing it because he doesn’t learn.

My husband cheated on an extended business trip, and I took him back because of our newborn. To my knowledge he’s never done it again, but I definitely keep my guard up, which has made me less tolerant and bitchy.

Don’t take him back. If he cheated he doesn’t care enough about her feelings or her. He’s not worth it.

I cheated, my husband gave me a second chance, and we are now happier than we ever have been. The experience made me appreciate what a great man my husband is!

I took him back and he ended up getting engaged to the other one and is now married, expecting a child and STILL calls me. Scumbag.

I gave my ex gf a 3rd chance and she still cheated! What a waste of 5 years of my life. You can’t trust anyone like that

I was the cheater. I had a one nighter shortly after we started dating, he gave me a 2nd chance and 4 years later we are happily married with 2 kids.

Hey! Devils Night! F#%k you! Woke up this morning to find my car covered in green paint. Adorable little vandals. Ya mischievous scamps…… And it wasn’t just my car – EVERY car on my street! Luckily it froze so I chipped it right off. Hope my neighbors can do the same. I don’t mean to make assumptions, but sommmmmething tells me the perpetrators might be that group of infinitely bored spray can wielding sidewalk dwellers who live on the corner of my block. They flip off old people for no reason and set fire to their own hair. They’re nimrods.

So yeah, I’m upset that this happened, but my BIGGEST annoyance is that someone could actually find this funny. I’m a pretty open-minded person when it comes to humor (I submit as evidence my heroin addicted mouse encounter), but I don’t get the punch line in covering another person’s car with paint.

Here’s my theory in regards to people who genuinely take pleasure in the pain or suffering of another person: they’re scum. Teasing and joking are one thing, but once you cross that line into truly hurtful, you’ve relinquished your rights to fair and humane treatment from the rest of us.

There was this kid in my elementary school who used to pick on a girl with special needs, til one day she almost cried. So in front of everybody on the bus I pointed out that he had crooked yellow teeth and that his dad was an unemployed alcoholic. He acted shocked and hurt. He was like “I can’t believe you just said that!” Under normal circumstances, I would’ve felt bad. But I didn’t. I told him I could keep going (and I wanted to; his mom had three kids with three different guys – I’d been stockpiling slutty mom jokes since the first day this bunghole started teasing that other girl) but I held back. Thankfully he never bothered her again. Still, to this day I’m sure he hates my guts. Meh.

So if I find out who pulled this paint prank, I am SO going Count of Monte Cristo with my revenge!! I don’t know what I’ll do (oh who am I kidding – probably nothing), but it’s fun to imagine. Even MORE fun to finally have an excuse to sit on my porch all afternoon with a paintball gun. 

We knew this day would come….

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This is the weekend for our annual Ghost Hunt.  We’ve hosted a bunch of these over the years but this one has the potential to be the best ever!

Our destination is a 100+ year old house in Waymart.  The owner has called us a few times over the last few weeks describing the strange goings on–windows have been busted FROM THE INSIDE, pictures have fallen and the entire family has heard voices.

The investigation begins with the following words from our friend Kevin of the Central PA Paranormal Research Association: 

                           “We’re going hot!”

That means all cameras, digital recorders and camcorders should be turned on.

We’ll have a full account of our latest paranormal investigation Monday morning.

Happy hunting…

Rock

After FINALLY putting a rush order on my catwoman costume … the order was cancelled bc they only had size small. Yeah, a  small one piece vinyl suit is small enough, that wasn’t happening. I had a little bit of a freak out because Boyfriend and I are going to visit my bf from college on Saturday for her birthday/SUPERHERO themed Halloween party. He’s the joker and i’m catwoman, or so I planned to be.  A wonderful person called us in the studio yesterday and suggested I try Frazzeta’s in East Stroudsburg and OMG … thank you whoever you were because they have an AMAZING selection of Halloween stuff still. I got my catsuit, catwoman mask/headpiece, tail, whip … all of it! Such a relief! I wanted to get yellow contacts, but they were $65 and that was just not happening for a one-time wear.

We’re up to over 1 MILLION votes so far in the PREGNANT PUMPKIN PAGEANT! We’ll announce a winner TOMORROW for a year supply of diapers, so get your votes in now!!!

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Sometimes I close my eyes and imagine I’m on a tropical beach somewhere, sipping mai tais and using the word “fabulous” to describe everything. In this fantasy, I have a gold-encrusted bikini and a killer tan. And I’m surrounded by people who laugh hysterically at all my jokes. In real life, I’m in Wilkes Barre PA, my co-workers seldom get my sarcastic humor, I wear SPF 50, and a gold-encrusted bikini would probably burn my hoo-ha. Guh….Itchy. But it’s fun to imagine, isn’t it?

I also like to imagine the original lineup of Guns n’ Roses getting back together. Another fantasy that will never come true. Guns n’ Roses is my all-time FAVORITE band. I got a rose tattoo on my stomach the day I turned eighteen….. It’s an “Axl Rose”. I know. Stupid….played. But hey, I was eighteen. Could’ve been a locomotive. Could’ve been a November raindrop. Could’ve been a rocket queen. My point: could’ve been sooooooo much dumber. So leave me alone.

I got my GnR tickets for the big show at Mohegan Sun Arena November 20 and I am officially PSYCHED! I’ve been getting a little flak from other diehard Guns fans because I honestly don’t give a crap that Axl’s the only ORIGINAL member on this tour. Big whoop. He was the main songwriter – we all know this. And yes, it sucks ass that they can’t reconcile, but much like we are never again gonna see Meg Ryan’s original face, we must come to terms with these new developments and move on.

Sure, it’s not the same. But it’s still AWESOME.

I’ve been in a rock band myself, and I know first hand how things can go south between band members. Of course, this is different in my case because we made little to no money and had little to no success. The only way we were getting booked at the state fair is if we joined 4-H. But I digress. I just mean to say I have equal sympathy for BOTH sides.

I would LOVE to see Slash, Duff, Izzy, and Steven onstage with Axl again, but let’s be real. GnR is gonna kick ass no matter what! Because those songs are timeless. And Axl’s bigger than life (which is also why he’s a complete f%#king whackadoo). But I love him. I put Kanye in the same category: you’re crazy, but you’re a genius and I love you. Crazy/talented/genius. I’m lucky if I get weird/slow-witted/follower.

So I hope to see you at Mohegan Sun Arena November 20! I’ll bring my 4-H pig. Name’s “Wiggly”. You can pet him. And if you see me down front, I’ll be the girl spazzing out to every song, trying to use my radio station laminates to get backstage (and by “radio station laminates”, of course I mean boobs).

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The more time passes, the more appreciation I get for the boybands of the late ’90s and their innovative music videos. 

I especially have respect for a group who, after having only one big hit in the US, put up their own money to have a video made because their record company wouldn’t approve the big budget.  It would have been a shame if this video had never been made, because it’s gorgeous!  The costumes, the make-up, the set, the choreography are all stunning.  And unlike Michael Jackson’s Halloween classic “Thriller,”  it had NOTHING to do with the lyrics of the song!  Absolutely brilliant!  I take back everything I ever said about these guys when I was trying to act too cool to like them back in the day.

SO click HERE for the Retro Track Rewind Video Spoiler. You’ll still have to be caller 9 when the song starts playing on the radio to give me the artist & title to win.  Reaper’s Revenge tickets today!  Mwooohahahahaha…

Check out of OLD NAVY outfits of the week from ON in Wilkes Barre! We match, but it wasn’t on purpose, we swear!

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Totally coincidental . . . Jeff and I match today! Today on PA LIVE for Email Wednesday, we talk about a woman who is trying to choose bewtween her own happiness and her family’s feelings about her moving away with her young son. Tune in or catch the video!

Old Navy in WB has some seriously awesome sales right now!